You Know You're a Victim of Black Hair Care If...

Something else I stole from facebook. Shouts out to my sisters who have spent all day in the beauty salon only to walk out pissed and looking a mess.YOU know you've been ViCTIM of Black Hair care if...
1. You stayed in the salon for 5 or more HOURS!!!! 2 of which was under the da** dryer!
2. You got someone to do your perm (from the box) (Soft-n-beautiful, dark-n-lovely, just-4-me, etc.) because you couldn’t get an appointment in time.
3. You beat your head like you retarded ‘cause you waiting for a perm and don’t wanna scratch…
4. In 1996 you used gel (and a toothbrush) to revive your “baby hair” (some don’t think that’s funny cuz they STILL DO IT!)
5. You let your mama, cousin, or somebody cut your bang and it wasn’t str8 so you had to wear the swoop….
6. Or better yet you WORE THE SWOOP…every BLACK girl THOUGHT she was Aaliyah didn’t they??? The lil’ piece in her eye….
7. You wore the infamous twists in the front and down in the black hair style…
8. you LEARNED HOW TO DO the infamous twists in the front and down in the back style…
9.You secretly wished your hair was like the woman on the box.
10. When your hair broke off…you told everyone… “I cut it!”
11. Your beautician said they were gonna cut your split ends and your hair went from down your back to a bob…
12. Your pulled them two pieces of RANDOM hair from the side or center of your head and let them hang over in your face…DON’T FRONT YA’LL KNOW YA’LL DID IT!
13. Every summer your mama got your hair braided ‘cause you were gonna go swimming…and she didn’t wanna have to DO THAT NAPPY HEAD! That’s why…
14. You did your OWN hair and just KNEW it was cute…until you flipped thru some photo albums 5 years later and wondered WHAT WAS I THINKIN’!
15. You put a gel and/or water mixture in your hair to hold you over until you got it done…
16. When you were little you used to take your braids/ponytails down and try to wear your hair “loose”…
17. You even re-styled it with them lil’ black combs they gave you on picture day…and got BEAT for it when the proofs came back…
18. You wore beads THE WHITE ONES and then GOT HYPE when the colors came out! Looking like SERENA and VENUS…wit da foil on the ends…before u could get the rubberbands!
19. When Brandy came out BRAIDS was the THANG! You even switched ‘em up…
20. The beauty supply store or the beauty salon are the ONLY two places it is ok to go in LOOKIN A MESS…ya’ll know ya’ll seen (or BEEN) the girl with the hat on and when she pull it off as she sits in the chair she looking like O MY GOD!!!
21. You were burned if u didnt HOLD DOWN THAT EAR! when u got your hair "pressed"...
22. You KNOW what a vigaro..or hot oil treatment is...
23. You LOVE when your beautician SCRATCHES your head while they washin it...
24. you experimented with hair color...
25. you experimented with HAIR DO's
26. BAPS was the inspiration for your PROM up-do...
27.There are many more reasons but lastly, YOU KNOW you are victim of Black hair care if you LAUGHED at most ALL of these…and now wanna pass it along to another victim so they can agree to be NAPPY but HAPPY, STRONGLY BELIEVE in WEAVE, CONFIRM u need a PERM, or SWELL to have GEL…with u…. ;-)

Thanks Mad. C.J. Walker….we’d BE LOST without ya….